Dancing Across the Country

Recent college grad.
Moved across the country.
This is the stuff that makes me laugh/cry/swear/rejoice.
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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

i don’t know what is wrong with me, this didn’t elicit a titter. a titter!! i reacted to it as i might the newspaper comics, in that “i can tell this is funny” but i don’t laugh at all.

I tend to “cry” a little — tear up on the outside corners of my eyes — when I laugh my hardest. It’s my third or fourth time listening to this story, but I still cried.

Salt & Pepper Diner is one of the greatest.

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William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

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Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance.
Anna Quindlen, Every Last One (via insanity-and-vanity)

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